LORD GABLE

What's there to say about Lord Gable? I'll have you know that he graduated top of his class in conflict resolution, and has been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and has had over 300 confirmed friends. He is trained in polite discussions and is the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. He sees your worth to be more than just another target. He hopes to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think he is amazing? Think about it. As you read this, Lord Gable is contacting his good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards. The greeting cards that help you. You should look forward to it. He can be anywhere, anytime for you, and he can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his chess set. Not only is he extensively trained in conflict resolution, but has had access to the entire United Nations and will use them to their full extent to start our a friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you won't get to start a new friendship. He will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.